Ghosts don't exist and there's nothing to be afraid of. My name's not Billy, grandpa. She said that this show is naughty, and might make you a potty mouth. The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in an intense competition for ratings. New York, here we come! These boys minds have been tainted by the garbage on television that they see, and we are fed up! The 189th overall episode of the series, it originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on October 7, 2009. Oh, and I broke Mr. Anderson's fence and never told him about it. Stunning and Brave Script South Park. Well, we did it, Butters. Children! Well... how do you know you're not supposed to go to... you know... Heck. Now look: I thnk the reason my soul is still here is because I need closure with all my friends and loved one. We want more quality television, like Full House. Uhh, oh yeah, and there's this one kid whose parents I had killed and then made into chili which I fed to the kid. Grampa: That's not fair, God-dammit! Ohh, is that a fact? I don't know. You see children, these kind of shows are senseless, vile trash. The 244th episode of the series overall, it premiered on Comedy Central in the United States on November 13, 2013. The kids are filling their seats. Watch Episode. "Dances with Smurfs" is the thirteenth episode of the thirteenth season of the American animated television series South Park. Is it okay to kill somebody if they want you to? Ooh, who wants ice cream with their cake? I, I mean, Cartman was watching it. Well, let me tell you something, Porky. We didn't know what we were doing. Anwar Salahuddin Arsen Azizyan Beeb burpfish104 Buurin (Keith Hui) The G Man Mrkjobroni PepsiLover78 Snistrx83 Brett N. I can't take it anymore, this music is terrible, it's, it's cheesy, but lame and eerily soothing at the same time. "Black Friday" is the seventh episode in the seventeenth season of the American animated television series South Park. Oh no Phillip, looks like you're about to fart. Butters, Goddamnit, I'm not in your imagination! I just got a call from your friend Kyle's mother. Please, can I? Over there hon. Billy, help grandpa stick this fork in the outlet. No, I mean, what the hell are you doing to grandpa?! Butters, I just want to talk to you! Uh oh, don't look there, Phillip, you're gonna get farted on. This is going to seem very strange and, and you may not believe me, but, well, your son wanted me to tell you something. Oh thanks. South Park is an adult animated TV show created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker that started in 1997 and continues to run to this day. I'm already dead. Well it's not like we're nice to him. It first aired on Comedy Central in the United States on November 2, 2011. It feels so good to be making up EXT. And for some reason, my spirit is trapped here on Earth. Of course. Mr. McCormick, you shall be a martyr to us all. [two robot arms grab Butters along the sides of his torso and head, pick him up, and flip him over] Doin' just fine, Butters. It was Cartman having Butters apologize for him. Add a photo to this gallery Official Scripts. The 194th overall episode of the series, it originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on November 11, 2009. Slowly, Death catches up to the boys, he stretches out his bony hand... STAN AAGH!! All along, I'm gonna make, make it right. Let's let Butters get some rest. Dammit! From now on, let's not talk to him, let's not even acknowledge him. Kids: Ahhh! Hey Phillip, it looks like those beans might make me fart. South Park is an American animated sitcom created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone and developed by Brian Graden for Comedy Central.The series revolves around four boys—Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick—and their exploits in and around the titular Colorado town. Why do you look all haggard? KFC • Only it probably, Well, many times, the reason that the soul stays Earth-bound is because God is intending to. Kyle: Oh my God! Oh, alright, but take your grandpa with you. I can finally go to everlasting peace, eternal rest, and ten thousand dollars cash. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. 00:59. We're making a lot of headway. I never realized ignoring him was an option. Full Ep. Kyle sees Death close to Kenny. Now get away from here, and take your diarrhea with you! Kyle: Oh my God, they killed Kenny. South Park is an American animated television series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Can I eat my cake in the living room mom? Cartman attempts to kill Kyle but he could only afford a Wiffle ball bat. "Band in China" is the second episode of the twenty-third season of the American animated television series South Park. I took a crap in the principal's purse... seven times. I'm payin' for my sins and it sure feels great. [stands him up and straps a gag ball around Mr. Slave's face] Mr. Slave, put this rubber ball in your mouth. She made me miss. We will all follow suit, one by one if that's what it takes. Lu lu lu, you've got some too-. Hey, why don't we watch some of those porno movie thingies? 12/04/2002 Full Ep We have to stop this smut from going on the air. Stay calm in there. Well, anyway, we just wanna let you know. It’s remarkable sometimes what the diligent fan, armed with a little patience, can discover lurking in the dark, cobwebbed corners of the internet. This episode was the first time, in 241 episodes, that we didn’t make air. What's the big deal? I asked you to kill me Billy, but I was wrong. We are spreading the word to this establishment that we demand better television, for our children! You can kill me can't ya? Tom, the convicts were about to be arrested when they ran inside the Red Cross behind me, and threatened to kill all the workers inside. They killed Kenny. 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